It’s the “heart month”, and many (if not most) may be considering to do something special for their loved ones, from buying Valentine’s lingerie, to arranging just-for-two getaways, to social media isolation to actually spend time with each other. And then there are those who want to try to write something sweet or sexy (or both) to a loved one, though still having second thoughts on what to write in a Valentine’s Day card or letter to improve the chances to unleash in the lover a molten frenzy of passion.
Romance Jumpstarters announced its 2022 list of the Top 10 things to write in a Valentine’s Day card or letter (Tip: Forget the tried-and-true expressions “I love you” and “Will you be mine?”).
In countdown order, here are the insertable Valentine’s Day card or letter declarations judged by Romance Jumpstarters to this year offer the best hope of causing a sweetheart to swoon:
10. “I yearn for your kisses and tender embrace, even when you’re at your absolute worst.”
9. “No mere mortal could ever rival you.”
8. “I shall be silent on this no more—I proclaim myself hopelessly mesmerized by your intellect.”
7. “It’s time for us to become more than ‘just friends’ and begin fanning the flames of desire.”
6. “It is my vow to protect and defend you with my very life.”
5. “I’ve been wrong about so much; you, on the other hand, have been right about everything, which is why I pledge to listen more fervently to the rapturous sound of your voice.”
4. “Your mood swings—no matter how dramatic—do nothing to diminish my intense, all-consuming delight in you.”
3. “Alas, this letter teems with words imparting such torrid craving for you that I fear one or both of us will fall pregnant by the time you finish reading it.”
2. “The reason I resist gazing into your eyes as much as you’d like is because they are the window of your soul—and to peer at your soul would invite the loss of my own, forever rendering me a helpless prisoner of your love.”
1. “You stir in me so much unquenchable love that I am tempted in my madness to stand with you before an altar.”
Yeah, yeah… some are… mushy. But check what works for you. Who knows where those sweet words will get you?
